wandaventham:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

We’re being turned around now

Yikes

Got a long ride ahead of me

Got a long ride ahead of me

69vegeta:

reblog this in 60 seconds or the meme man will get you

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

how thirsty is U2 to have to try and trick people into downloading their music

week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg

cherry-flavored-trickster:

tf2shitfest:

offdensen:

i’m gonna fucking piss myself

I cannot believe this thread is still active holy living shit

Role playing Doctor that preforms Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a gay bar bathroom

peachyprivilege:

video game guy

mogarmorelikerungar:

Michael calling out Sam’s bullshit